ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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