What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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