What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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