Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I touched a dick in church today
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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