So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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