Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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