For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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