Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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