"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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