I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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