ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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