Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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