Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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