When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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