Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Your tits are I can't wait for
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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