I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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