The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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