I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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