the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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