i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
