I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool