I looked at my own cervix.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.