I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.