that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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