So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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