don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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