On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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