he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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