We're like a lot better than the average bears
Your dad touched me again.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She's the barista slut.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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