I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.