wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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