Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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