new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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