btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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