It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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