Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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