I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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