Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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