it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Someone signed my nipple.
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