Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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