what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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