I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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