We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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