is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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