I wanna bring you to show and tell
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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