brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
