I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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