THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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