Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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