whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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