Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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