Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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