Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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