Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
