Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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