I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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