I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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