i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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